Hannah Brown’s season of The Bachelorette kicked off last night, and it was a wild time. Within minutes she sent home a dude because he had a girlfriend back home. One guy called himself The Box King. One’s real name is actually, unironically, John Paul Jones. If this premiere episode is any indication, ABC is about to give us one of the most dramatic seasons of The Bachelorette to date.
My biggest takeaway from last night, though, was how much I loved Hannah. I’ll admit I was skeptical when it was announced she would be the next Bachelorette—as were many fans—but the Alabama pageant queen was authentic, funny, and endearing throughout the whole episode. By the end of the premiere, I was shouting “Roll Tide” at the TV, even though I’m not entirely sure what it means. It’s official: I’m a Hannah Brown stan. This is my truth.
And as a new stan, naturally the first thing I did after The Bachelorette premiere was scroll through Brown’s Instagram profile. What I found on this deep dive is truly iconic. Here are the biggest takeaways:
Christopher Rosa is the staff entertainment writer at Glamour. Follow him on Twitter @chrisrosa92.